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Navy SEALs

Genre: War, Action/Adventure; Starring: Michael Biehn, Charlie Sheen, Dennis Haysbert, Joanne Whalley, Bill Paxton, Rick Rossovich; Runtime (in minutes): 113; MPAA Rating: R; Distributor: Orion Pictures

In Navy SEALs, guardians of world freedom Charlie Sheen and Michael Biehn take on the Arab Menace and still find time to play golf, a sight that should warm the hearts of vice presidents everywhere. Navy SEALs isn’t just the most stupidly didactic action movie since The Green Berets. It’s the dullest action movie since The Green Berets. F

Originally posted August 3 1990 — 12:00 AM EDT

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