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Waking Up the NeighboursI have some teenage friends in Washington State whose idea of a good time is standing at the Canadian border and yelling ''get a culture'' at the...Waking Up the NeighboursRockI have some teenage friends in Washington State whose idea of a good time is standing at the Canadian border and yelling ''get a culture'' at the...1991-09-27
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Waking Up the Neighbours

Genre: Rock; Lead Performer: Bryan Adams; Producer (group): A&M; Status: In Season

I have some teenage friends in Washington State whose idea of a good time is standing at the Canadian border and yelling ”get a culture” at the motorists on the other side. Surely Ontario’s Bryan Adams should take their advice. He’s made a profitable career of culling American music for the easiest of its hard-rock clichés, most recently with his triple-platinum song from Robin Hood, ”(Everything I Do) I Do It for You).” Adams’ first studio LP in four years, the incredibly tuneful Waking Up the Neighbours, uses every surefire hit-single formula known to mankind, but it’s so smooth it lacks all personality. And, except on his recent big hit, Adams is startlingly unromantic. He has all the soul of a sentimental green cheese. A typical chorus goes ”I’m not guilty, cross my heart” — as if love were a crime, with the lady at fault, of course. He whines at one point, ”Do I have to tell the truth?” And on the worst offender, ”Hey Honey, I’m Packin’ You In,” he complains about every single aspect of his live-in love, including her cooking — and then blames her for his having gained weight. What a creep! B-

Originally posted September 27 1991 — 12:00 AM EDT

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