These curious facts about that video are brought to you by a VCR with a wicked freeze frame:
Michael touches his private parts 13 times.
Michael splashes in puddles twice — and the pavement stays dry.
Infants sitting on a globe sport environmentally correct cloth diapers.
Macaulay Culkin wears Reebok Pumps, not L.A. Gear, the brand Michael endorsed.
The headline on the tabloid Mac’s mom is reading says, ”I Was Abducted by a UFO.”