EW Staff
September 11, 1992 AT 04:00 AM EDT

Opposites may attract, but their love stories can often be repellent, as these two movies about odd couples clearly demonstrate. Does This Mean We’re Married? is nothing more than a weak translation of the hit Green Card. Patsy Kensit (Twenty-One) plays an American in Paris who marries a stranger (Stephane Freiss) in order to stay in the country. Much to their surprise (but not ours), they fall in love. In I Don’t Buy Kisses Anymore Jason Alexander (better known as the neurotic George on Seinfeld) plays a chubby shoe-store owner with a taste for Hershey Kisses until he meets a svelte, attractive psychology student (Nia Peeples) worth slimming down for. Even George-ophiles should pass on this dull love story, unless they want to fast-forward and glimpse him in his underwear (red bikinis, in case you’re wondering).
Does This Mean We’re Married? D-
I Don’t Buy Kisses Anymore: D+

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