COMPLETE CHEMICAL MELTDOWN
Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. He still hasn’t recovered.
Civil Wars’ Peter Onorati swept Jennifer Hetrick off her feet — and into bed — their first night out. If only dating were really like that.
WHICH WAY TO THE SHOWER?
Denzel Washington and Sarita Choudhury in Mississippi Masala. Motel sheets never looked so inviting.
Daniel Day-Lewis and Madeleine Stowe, exchanging lusting looks in The Last of the Mohicans. The eyes have it.
Mel Gibson and Rene Russo in Lethal Weapon 3. Scar for scar, it hurts so good.
The Lover’s Jane March and Tony Leung. She’s young, he’s restless, they can’t get enough of each other.
Jennie Garth and Luke Perry on the beach in Beverly Hills, 90210. Like, Omigawd.
PLEASE DON’T STOP
Northern Exposure’s Rob Morrow and Janine Turner, on the verge. Juneau this can’t go on.
Michelle Pfeiffer and Michael Keaton in Batman Returns. Talk about getting your licks in.
Shannen Doherty and Luke Perry on Beverly Hills, 90210. Tofu love: They’re healthy, they’re safe, they’re boring.
Marge and Homer Simpson. Married with children — what did you expect?
THE BIG CHILL
Melrose Place’s Grant Show and Amy Locane. No air-conditioning needed here.
QUICK AND FLIRTY
Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. We’d like to see that editing-room floor.
YOUR TIME IS UP
Kim Basinger and Richard Gere in Final Analysis. Even Freud couldn’t make anything of this.
UP, UP AND OY VEY
Melanie Griffith and Eric Thal in A Stranger Among Us. Since when did learning a few Yiddish words equal foreplay?