Is Steven Seagal going — it’s almost impossible to say this — PC? In the upcoming Rainbow Warrior, sinewy Steven faces his slimiest enemy yet: an oil exec bent on drenching Alaska in crude. Only oil worker Seagal can untrouble the waters, aided by his Eskimo cutie pie and her kick-butt tribe. What liberal mush-brain could direct such an ecologically correct, antibusiness tale? Right. Steven Seagal. Filming starts this April in L.A. and Alaska.