Benjamin Svetkey
March 26, 1993 AT 05:00 AM EST

Suggested plot for Seinfeld: Visiting a TV studio, Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) parks in a spot reserved for the boorish star of an ailing sitcom. Boor (played by, oh, Tom Arnold) leaves a photocopy of a man’s buttocks on her car. Boor’s wife (Roseanne Arnold?) goes on TV to defend his actions. Too hard to believe? Hey, in Hollywood sometimes real life is even dumber than sitcoms.

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