Hot Sheet | EW.com

News

Hot Sheet

1 Julia Roberts and Lyle LovettThe surprise marriage of 1993. It’s like eating caviar with Spam.It may taste great, but who would think of it in the first place?

2 Beavis and Butt-headSomething repulsive, juvenile, and idiotic on MTV? Gee, there’s a shocker.

3 Michael JacksonGood thing we have a free press or we might have had to wait fora court to convict him.

4 Men in DressesRuPaul, Robin Williams, Martin Lawrence, Nirvana. What does itmean when pop culture starts wearing mom culture’s clothes?

5 Heidi FleissThe Hollywood Madam. Like there’s only one.

6 QVCThe Little Shopping Channel of Horrors. If it had been up toBarry Diller, the Golden Age of Television would have come withmatching earrings.

7 Burt and LoniOutside of your better trailer parks, who cares?

8 Waif ModelsIf an outfit looks like crap on a 68-pound anorexic, imagine howbad it will look on you.

9 The Bridges of Madison CountyA romance for the middle-aged. Unfortunately, the bridges arein a glass beside your bed.

10 Jurassic ParkIf you could clone something and bring it back to life, woulddinosaurs be your first choice?

11 Involuntary Nocturnal External-Organ Removal Once we figured out what the doctors were talking about, theBobbitts became the most notorious couple of the year.

12 Violence on TelevisionWhen a 15-year-old leaves the house to buy crack, do we reallywant her children to be left watching unwholesome television?

13 Joey ButtafuocoHe’s become a household word. Like septic tank.

14 SeinfeldThis is not a show about ”nothing.” Regis and Kathie Lee is ashow about nothing.

15 Late-Night WarsFinally, we know who America’s funniest TV host is. Ted Koppel.

Denzel WashingtonSTAR OF THE PELICAN BRIEF AND PHILADELPHIA – HITS I like Oleta Adams’ CD Evolution. She’s one of the finestperformers of all time. The last movie that really knocked meout was The Fugitive. It was good action.

[BOX]

Denzel WashingtonSTAR OF THE PELICAN BRIEF AND PHILADELPHIA – HITS I like Oleta Adams’ CD Evolution. She’s one of the finestperformers of all time. The last movie that really knocked meout was The Fugitive. It was good action.

Jodie FosterSTAR WITH MEL GIBSON OF NEXT SPRING’S MAVERICK – HITS Fearless and The Piano – totally different movies, yetthey’re about the same thing: characters gasping for breath whofinally make a decision to live. I’m totally obsessed with bothmovies.

Michael JordanFAMOUS RETIREE – HIT Demolition Man. Wesley Snipes was really cool.

Jennie GarthKELLY TAYLOR ON BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 – HIT Greg Kinnear’s eyebrows on E!’s Talk Soup. – THE PITS Michael Jackson – leave the guy alone!

Dwight YoakamCOUNTRY SINGER – HITS Kinky Friedman’s book Musical Chairs and James Ellroy’sWhite Jazz, and True Romance – the scene with Dennis Hopper andChristopher Walken was one of the high points of the film. Itwas written with a degree of reality that escapes a lot ofwriters.

Heather LocklearAMANDA WOODWARD ON FOX’S MELROSE PLACE – HIT Howard Stern on Donahue. He was clever, witty, anddispelled a lot of people’s preconceived notions about him.

Tom ArnoldSTAR OF CBS’ UPCOMING SERIES TOM – HIT When I went all out and had a surprise party forRoseanne’s birthday. – THE PITS When she got mad at me for doing it.

Rosie PerezSTAR OF FEARLESS – HITS I was really impressed with Dreaming in Cuban by CristinaGarcia. A Tribe Called Quest’s Midnight Marauders is the hip-hopalbum of the year, and my favorite movie was Like Water forChocolate because it was so passionate and showed that love canwait.