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The funniest TV lines from the week of March 7, 1994

”Oh, I’m sorry. My shoelace is untied. May I begin again?” — David Letterman, on Late Show

”My only regret was that you didn’t use [your mom] on that old show. Then [she] would be the intellectual property of this show.” — Conan O’Brien to guest Letterman, on Late Night

”We had to make six of them, there were so many unanswered questions.” — Bobcat Goldthwait to Jay Leno on all the Police Academy movies

”This job entails just a little bit more than cracking wise…. Let me ask you something else, smirkmeister. Recognize, this? That’s right, Soup boy. It’s an Emmy…. I’ve got lots of them.” — Bob Costas welcoming Talk Soup’s Greg Kinnear as the new host of Later

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