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The week's best TV Quotes

TV's funniest lines from Jan 20-26, 1995

”I’m making 50 pigs in a blanket for 20 pigs in the living room.”
-Roseanne, on entertaining during the Super Bowl, on Roseanne

”You have no studio audience. That’s a relief. I just thought you were bombing.”
-Garry Shandling, to Tom Snyder, on The Late Late Show

”You know, I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
-Ellen (Ellen DeGeneres), in the midst of leg lifts, on Ellen

”There’s flooding in California, and Dick Van Dyke is stranded in his Malibu home. It’s not the flooding; it’s just that every time he tries to leave, he trips over the damn ottoman.”
-Conan O’Brien on Late Night

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