1 Christie Brinkley
She may be getting another divorce after only seven months. I should’ve known when they sent out separate thank-you notes.
2 Weight-Loss Mice
Scientists made them lose 30% of their body weight. It works for humans too. If you don’t mind the tail.
A documentary about the crazy world of high fashion. It kept me in stitches.
4 The ABC/Disney Deal
They’ve decided to call it ABCD.
A video features the gruesome deaths of 21 people around the world. In America it’s called Eyewitness News.
6 Elizabeth Hurley
She’s one of the few people to get on TV for not having sex with Hugh Grant in the last few months.
7 The Heat
My kind of town, Chicago is, my kind of aghhhh…
8 Tom Arnold
He’ll play Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners. Gee, you mean he turned down The Fred Astaire Story?
9 Dean Cain’s Off Camera
What celebrities do with their time off. Do we really need more sex on TV?
10 Chynna Phillips
She’s marrying buff actor Billy Baldwin in September. Any more at home like him?
A computer-game villain starts killing real folks. The upside? He’s also a handy appointment book and calendar.
12 Waterworld Bootleg
You can get it in Moscow. It’s so high quality that you can tell Esther Williams does her own stunts.
He’s got his own radio talk show. All those years of doing nothing have finally paid off.
14 Eric Douglas
This time Kirk’s son is in trouble for causing a scene on an airplane. He got upset when they ran out of seats in the ”No Class” section.
15 Sir Mick Jagger
A newspaper wants the Queen to knight him. He hasn’t done enough stupid things to become a prince.