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Sound Bites

”They’re like the Bundys with more money.”
Neil, dissing Mike’s family, on The Real World

”Nepotism is always bad. Just look at Kiefer Sutherland!”
Artie (Rip Torn), after hiring his surly son, on The Larry Sanders Show

”The press reports the marriage between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley is on the rocks. This would make Jackson the first celebrity to be divorced for spending too much time with the kids.”
Dennis Miller on Dennis Miller Live

”Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Murayama apologized for Japan’s part in World War II … However, he still hasn’t mentioned anything about karaoke.”
David Letterman on Late Show

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