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Sound Bites

TV's best quotes during the week of February 23, 1996

”We never go out. The Olympic torch goes out more often than we do.”
Scott (Fred Willard), complaining to his husband, Leon (Martin Mull), on Roseanne

”What do you care, bitch?”
Joan Rivers, after Kathie Lee Gifford told her to come in from the freezing cold during Rivers’ outdoor report, on Live With Regis & Kathie Lee

”Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.”
Chandler (Matthew Perry), celebrating his new big-screen TV, on Friends

”O.J. Simpson is going to appear on the Golf Channel. He is going to give some tips on how to play your way out of a terrible lie.”
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect