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The funniest TV lines from the week of April 12, 1996

”Well, either that or it really is a Magic Kingdom.”
Darlene (Sara Gilbert), explaining that having sex at Disney World led to her pregnancy, on Roseanne

”It’s nice to put a face with the hole in the wedding pictures.”
Caroline (Lea Thompson), meeting Del’s ex-wife (Joely Fisher), on Caroline in the City

”Who says life is sacred — God? Hey, if you read your history, God is one of the leading causes of death.”
George Carlin, on HBO Comedy Hour

”Ralph Nader, consumer advocate, is running for President, and I’m saying to myself ‘Why? We already have an air bag in the White House.”’
David Letterman, on Late Show