Sound Bites: the week's best TV quotes |


Sound Bites: the week's best TV quotes

TV's funniest lines from June 14 to June 20

”At a recent concert, the singer Jewel walked off stage mid-song after being hit with a Frisbee. In a related story, Frisbees will now be sold at all Michael Bolton concerts.”
—Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”This country loves guns so much, we have a salad shooter.”
—Bill Maher on The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder

”I think the cliche is true that [money] doesn’t buy happiness…. It can actually let you focus more time on your misery.”
—Garry Shandling on Dennis Miller Live

”Here I am at 1:35 a.m. And I thought NBC gave ”Homicide” a crappy time slot.”
—Richard Belzer, guest-hosting for Greg Kinnear, on Later