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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV's funniest lines from the week of Oct. 4

”You are such a Leno.”
— Cher (Rachel Blanchard), dissing her ex-stepbrother (David Lascher), on Clueless

”Yesterday…Bob Dole mistakenly called the L.A. Dodgers the Brooklyn Dodgers. Today, Dole said, ‘I’m sorry, I didn’t realize they had moved out of New Amsterdam.”’
— Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”I’m a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.”
— Jimmy James (Stephen Root), telling Lisa (Maura Tierney) she’ll never uncover the skeletons in his closet, on NewsRadio

”Christie Brinkley [is getting married] for the fourth time. There’ll be a wonderful ceremony, then the single girls will gather around and try to catch the prenuptial agreement.”
— Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect