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Sound Bites

The best TV quotes from the week of October 25, 1996

”I say we never go out anymore. He says the Holocaust never happened. You know how couples pick.”
Cathy Ladman, describing an argument with her gentile boyfriend, on Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist

”I don’t think that’s a problem.”
Diane Sawyer, to Mark Fuhrman, after he said he worried about appearing too sensitive, on PrimeTime Live

”Aside from a need for corrective lenses and a tendency to get abducted by aliens as part of an international government conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster.”
Mulder (David Duchovny) on The X-Files

”It was more like a full-body dry heave set to music.”
George (Jason Alexander), describing Elaine’s bad dancing, on Seinfeld