TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | EW.com

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Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart (1996, MCA/Universal, R, priced for rental) In this horror show -- which...Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of BloodHorrorR TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart (1996, MCA/Universal, R, priced for rental) In this horror show -- which...1997-01-17

TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart (1996, MCA/Universal, R, priced for rental) In this horror show – which, like HBO’s anthology series, is just a bottom-feeder creep cartoon – Miller smirks and leers as an investigator with a penchant for esoteric non sequiturs, while supermodel Everhart wiggles around as a vampire queen revived to run an evil minister’s cathouse. Fans of Miller’s wise-guy humor (muted here, though he ad-libbed some of his lines) should avoid this hack job, which hit theaters last summer, but Crypt fans may feel the long-form schlock plays better on a TV screen. D