Mike D'Angelo
June 27, 1997 AT 04:00 AM EDT

Beverly Hills Ninja

type
Movie
Current Status
In Season
mpaa
PG-13
performer
Chris Farley, Chris Rock, Nicollette Sheridan
director
Dennis Dugan
genre
Comedy

We gave it a F

See, it’s funny because Chris Farley is supposed to be a ninja, but he’s fat, see — even on little screens he’s fat — and so the plot of Beverly Hills Ninja requires him to perform a lot of fancy martial-arts moves, but he’s rotund, see, and so he’s constantly walking into walls and breaking priceless objets and hurting the wrong person and falling on the ground, because he’s obese, see, and yet he’s this ninja, this very large, clumsy ninja, and…and…well, that’s why it’s funny. See? F

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