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The funniest lines from the week of Feb. 18, 2000

“[Gary], the social conservative, brought in less than 1 percent of the vote [in the New Hampshire primary], sparking rumors that he was running for President.” JON STEWART on The Daily Show

“Oh, are you a veteran? I hadn’t heard.” GOV. GEORGE W. BUSH (WILL FERRELL) TO SEN. JOHN McCAIN (CHRIS PARNELL) on Saturday Night Live

“I find you very delightful, Mandy Moore. You’re not going to wear the trampy clothes and you’re going to go to college!” ROSIE O’DONNELL, comparing her guest, wholesome pop star MANDY MOORE, with teen vixen Britney Spears on The Rosie O’Donnell Show

“Pillsbury has been accused of trying to make the Pillsbury Doughboy appeal more to ethnic groups by making him look darker in recent commercials. Not only that, instead of giggling when you touch his stomach, he says, ‘You want a piece of me, cracker?’” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night