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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV's funniest lines from June 2-9

”Sounds like you and Chia Head are officially on the rocks, Mr. Slick.”
Richard (Robert Patrick Benedict) to Ben (Scott Speedman) on his precipitous relationship with Felicity (Keri Russell), on Felicity

”Rick Lazio — didn’t he host Dance Fever?”
David Letterman, discussing Hillary Clinton’s new senatorial opponent, on Late Show

”You’re a fairly good judge of people — you hated Dr. Laura long before the rest of the world did.”
Will (Eric McCormack) to Grace (Debra Messing), on Will & Grace

”Yesterday, Al Gore said that Syrian President Hafez Assad should be held responsible if Israel’s withdrawal from south Lebanon sparks new violence because Assad controls the actions of the Hizballah guerrillas. When asked his opinion on this issue, George W. Bush said, ‘My brain hurts,’ and then ran away.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night