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Bond Girl names

Bond Girl names -- A website generates names for 007's next co-star

Bond Girl names

So you want to be a Bond girl but don’t know what to call yourself? Don’t fret. Though Pussy Galore and Xenia Onatopp are taken, a website (www.DVD.com/stories/play/bondgirls) creates a top-secret alias. When you type in your name, the program spits out an innuendo-laden moniker. In an attempt to cast Pierce Brosnan’s next costar, EW took the site for a test spin:

GLENN CLOSE Annie Position
ALICIA SILVERSTONE Testa U. Melons
SANDRA BULLOCK Amanda Hugginkiss
KATHIE LEE GIFFORD May I. Rideyou
DENNIS RODMAN Kisme Everywhere
MERYL STREEP Gwen Everdude
JODIE FOSTER Connie Getitup
JULIA ROBERTS Racy Linens