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The week's best internet quote

The week's best internet quote -- Carmen Electra talks about Dennis Rodman

”It would have to be one night that I received a call from my next-door neighbor, Apollonia. Saying that she thought a man was trying to break into my house. I almost dialed 911. And thank God I decided to look out the back window. Because I saw a huge black truck parked in the alley, and I knew right away it was Dennis [Rodman]. I looked outside to see where he was and I couldn’t find him. So I looked over the huge fence next to the alley. And he was lying on the ground, holding his private parts, because he hurt himself climbing the fence. He had roses, champagne, and opera music playing, and was trying to serenade me. So I had to play it off as if I didn’t know he was there, and run upstairs to my balcony so he could climb up the ladder and tell me he loved me, with the opera music playing. It was sweet.”
Scary Movie’s Carmen Electra (a.k.a. the former Mrs. Rodman) on the strangest thing anyone has ever done for her, on TV Guide Online