LIP-SYNCHING SHIP (n.) A live music performance missing the live music. (See Britney and friends in concert.)
CRISTAL METHOD (n.) The now-obligatory use of Bentleys, bikini-clad babes, and overpriced bottles of bubbly to lend fizz to uninspired hip-hop videos.
SYMPATHY FOR THE GEEZER (n.) Fan reaction to Mick Jagger’s plan to give up the rock & roll lifestyle in order to keep playing rock & roll.
TEMPORARY TAUTOU (n.) A fleeting fancy for French cinema caused by exposure to lovable import Audrey Tautou (Amélie).
BLACKJACK (n.) Winning hand drawn by chunky ex-supporting actor, namely landing the lead in a Gwyneth Paltrow film.