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The Order (Movie - 2001)Buried somewhere in Hollywood is an ancient parchment listing signs of a movie apocalypse. Among them: Van Damme (who shares a writing credit) ripping...The Order (Movie - 2001)Buried somewhere in Hollywood is an ancient parchment listing signs of a movie apocalypse. Among them: Van Damme (who shares a writing credit) ripping...2002-03-15Ben CrossCharlton Heston
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The Order (Movie - 2001)

Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme; Starring: Ben Cross, Charlton Heston; Director: Sheldon Lettich

Buried somewhere in Hollywood is an ancient parchment listing signs of a movie apocalypse. Among them: Van Damme (who shares a writing credit) ripping off Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in a torpid Mideast ”adventure”; Van Damme disguised as a Hasid, smacking around hapless Israeli cops while zany klezmer music blares; Van Damme answering ”Was that a gunshot?” with ”No, I farted.” Oy.