Liane Bonin
April 11, 2002 AT 04:00 AM EDT

.name { font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size:.8em; font-weight: bold; color:ffffff; } .bodtxt { font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size:.8em; } Chris Rock is planning to make his directorial debut with a movie about the first African-American president. The catch? So is ”Rush Hour”’s Chris Tucker. No word on which candidate will win the race to reach the box office first since both films are still in development. But Tucker has an impressive swing vote in his favor: President Clinton has expressed interest in a cameo. decided to lobby for what we’d like to see on-screen.

  T U C K E R R O C K
Running mate Jackie Chan Pootie Tang
Oval Office scandal No one can understand the words that are coming out of his mouth He’s dead… and Warren Beatty is living in his body
Campaign issue To pardon ”Money Talks” costar Charlie Sheen Involves Jesse Helms and a set of brass knuckles
Passes out choking on… Dim sum Memories of bad ”SNL” skits
First Lady Ruby Rhod David Spade in drag
Secret Service code name (Unintelligible) *&$*!
Impeached For ”Rush Hour 3” ”Lethal Weapon 4”

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