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Cheesy Celebrity Pickup Lines

– ELLEN BURSTYN (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood) ”Someone once said, ‘I just want to be friends, but sex always stands in the way of friendship, so let’s just get that out of the way.’ Didn’t work.”

– JIMMY KIMMEL (The Man Show) ”’Please, please, please, have sex with me.”’

– LINDA CARDELLINI (Scooby-Doo) ”Somebody looked at a tag [on my clothes] and said, ‘Oh, is this made in heaven?”’

– JOLENE BLALOCK (Enterprise) ”Living in L.A., it’s ‘Have you seen my show?”’

– KELLY HU (The Scorpion King) ”I was at a dance club and some guy asked me if I wanted to put some mileage on my shoes.”

– KATHRYN MORRIS (Minority Report) ”’I think you’d look really good in this car.”’