For every man who has dreamt of Pamela Anderson whispering naughty nothings in his ear, there is finally a way to live the dream without incurring a restraining order. For $7.99 a month, Celebrity Wake Up will rouse subscribers from slumber with a different recorded phone message by the former ”Baywatch” star each day. The service also offers four Anderson-voiced birthday messages for $5.00 each.
At least some of the messages are guaranteed to get recipients up and ready for action. On one message, Anderson whispers, ”I love animals. They’re fuzzy, cute, and fun to play with. Are you fun to play with? Get your fuzzy a– out of bed and fetch my slippers.” And while some of the birthday message titles seem tame enough (”Big Kisses” and ”Birthday Science”), we’re sure ”Naked & Gooey” is a gift that will keep on giving.
Other celebrity voices are expected to be added to the roster on a monthly basis. Let’s hope one of them isn’t Kid Rock telling his fiancée to get the hell off the phone.