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Secondhand LionsSecondhand Lions is a ''family'' adventure picture about how guns are funny, kids with guns are funnier, and Arab stereotypes are funniest of all....Secondhand LionsComedy, DramaPT107MPGSecondhand Lions is a ''family'' adventure picture about how guns are funny, kids with guns are funnier, and Arab stereotypes are funniest of all....2003-09-17Nicky KattJosh LucasMichael O'NeillEmmanuelle VaugierNicky Katt, Josh Lucas, Michael O'Neill, Emmanuelle VaugierNew Line Cinema
Haley Joel Osment, Secondhand Lions

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Secondhand Lions

Genre: Comedy, Drama; Starring: Michael Caine, Robert Duvall, Haley Joel Osment, Kyra Sedgwick, Nicky Katt, Josh Lucas, Michael O'Neill, Emmanuelle Vaugier; Director: Tim McCanlies; Author: Tim McCanlies; Release Date Wide: 09/19/2003; Runtime (in minutes): 107; MPAA Rating: PG; Distributor: New Line Cinema

Secondhand Lions is a ”family” adventure picture about how guns are funny, kids with guns are funnier, and Arab stereotypes are funniest of all. If you can get past all that…well, it still isn’t very good, despite a compelling message about the all-important intergenerational bequest of tales – tall, true, or both.

Haley Joel Osment, now 15 and dressed in what appear to be Wil Wheaton’s hand-me-downs, plays Walter, a teenager so awkward he seems to be suffering from joint problems. (Maybe that’s just how kids walked in the early ’60s.) He’s a mama’s boy with the wrong mama (Kyra Sedgwick, Southern-fried and floozy-fied): She abandons Walter at the dilapidated Texas ranch of great-uncles Hub (the thunderous Robert Duvall) and Garth (Michael Caine, corralling a highly unstable twang), reclusive, shotgun-toting eccentrics with far-fetched stories of hard-won Arab treasures to account for their mysterious wealth. ”Just because something may or may not be true doesn’t mean you shouldn’t believe in it,” Hub counsels Walter. But with no baseline ”truth” to be found among the cartoony characters and cheesy twists, the whole production feels like a Texas-size load of secondhand lyin’.

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