Hey kids! Shy-but-sly elementary school teacher Lee-Ann has a lesson plan on how to snag that Bachelor rose. No gold stars for playing nice.
JOIN THE PTA Lee-Ann sucked up to Bob’s mom, Nora Guiney, begging her for help.
LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE She got rival Mary to teach her how to say ”You are so hot, Bobby” en espanol.
DO THE MATH ”I don’t know if I was expecting 24 trolls, or what,” she said, sizing up the competition, ”but I wasn’t expecting them all to be 10s.”