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TV's funniest quotes for the week of January 23/30 2004

TV’s funniest quotes for the week of January 23/30 2004

”Within the first five minutes of meeting Ron Jeremy, I thought he was gonna be a total perv…and he turned out to be a total perv.” REAL WORLD BABE TRISHELLE ON THE SURREAL LIFE

”The President has a new plan – an exemption that would allow illegal immigrants to enter the country to work. They’re planning a promotional campaign, and the slogan is ‘Come to America: A Great Place to Clean.”’ JIMMY KIMMEL ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

”I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up.” MIRANDA (CYNTHIA NIXON), LOOKING FOR A WEDDING DRESS, ON SEX AND THE CITY

”You’re a hot bitch.” NICOLE RICHIE, BEFORE MAKING OUT WITH A SMITTEN LOCAL BOY, ON THE SIMPLE LIFE

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