TV's funniest quotes for the week of February 13, 2004 | EW.com

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TV's funniest quotes for the week of February 13, 2004

”I would marry you even if I didn’t like you very much – because you’re so hot.” DAVE NAVARRO TO CARMEN ELECTRA ON ‘TIL DEATH DO US PART

”In the blink of a tabloid, I went from Demi to Liza.” SAMANTHA (KIM CATTRALL), ABOUT RUMORS THAT HER BOYFRIEND SMITH (JASON LEWIS) IS GAY, ON SEX AND THE CITY

”I used to watch Party of Five, and Charlie the oldest orphan had good Hodgkin’s.” LARRY (LARRY DAVID) TO JEFF (JEFF GARLIN) ON THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ”GOOD” AND ”BAD” HODGKIN’S, ON CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

”That had all the tact of a Nazi storm trooper.” RORY (ALEXIS BLEDEL), AFTER PARIS (LIZA WEIL) BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND BY PHONE, ON GILMORE GIRLS

Originally posted February 13 2004 — 12:00 AM EST

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