TV's funniest quotes for the week of March 12 | EW.com

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TV's funniest quotes for the week of March 12

”I’m struggling pretty much with everything I do in my life.” WILLIAM HUNG ON AMERICAN IDOL

”She may be racist and ignorant, but I still might have sex with her.” JORDAN, SIZING UP MARY, ON FOREVER EDEN

”You said it was in escrow. I couldn’t even find that on the map.” JOEY (MATT LEBLANC), FRETTING ABOUT THE LOCATION OF MONICA AND CHANDLER’S NEW HOUSE, ON FRIENDS

”What are you guys going to do together? Lift weights? Try on wife beaters?” SUMMER (RACHEL BILSON), ASKING MARISSA (MISCHA BARTON) HOW SHE INTENDS TO BE ONLY FRIENDS WITH RYAN, ON THE O.C.

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