Missy Schwartz
April 09, 2004 AT 04:00 AM EDT

Does screenwriter Charlie Kaufman have something against women’s hair? We can’t prove a sinister bad-hair agenda, but these cinematic ‘dos are fashion don’ts.

ETERNAL SUNSHINE… Multihued tresses cleverly literalize Kate Winslet’s fickleness in love.

ADAPTATION It takes a lusty romp to muss Meryl Streep’s conservative blond locks.

HUMAN NATURE Saddled with a hairy-skin disorder, Patricia Arquette endures electrolysis.

BEING JOHN MALKOVICH In Kaufman-land, this is just how a loopy lass (Cameron Diaz) should look.

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