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TV's funniest quotes for the week of April 23, 2004

”The producer of Girls Gone Wild has announced that he wants to open a Girls Gone Wild theme restaurant in Times Square. The producer says it’ll be like Hooters but without the class.” CONAN O’BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O’BRIEN

”No – we’re bound by television contracts now.” NICK LACHEY, IN RESPONSE TO BEING ASKED IF FAME IS TEARING LACHEY AND WIFE JESSICA SIMPSON’S MARRIAGE APART, ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW

”If those people have 20 bucks, it’s going to weed.” JON STEWART, AFTER TIM ROBBINS ENCOURAGED STUDENTS IN THE AUDIENCE TO PURCHASE DISCOUNTED TICKETS TO HIS PLAY, ON THE DAILY SHOW

Originally posted April 23 2004 — 12:00 AM EDT

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