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TV's funniest quotes for the week of May 7, 2004

”It’s more bad news for the man known worldwide as the King of Pop, which is apparently what they call you when you’re good for 9 years, great for 2, and crappy for about 20.” JON STEWART ON MICHAEL JACKSON’S RECENT INDICTMENT, ON THE DAILY SHOW

”You and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion.” JUDGE SIMON COWELL TO SERIOUSLY OUT-OF-TUNE CONTESTANT JOHN STEVENS ON GLORIA ESTEFAN NIGHT ON AMERICAN IDOL

”It was shoplifting, and I’m white – I think I’m going to be okay.” LINDSAY (PORTIA DE ROSSI), SCOFFING AT THE SUGGESTION THAT SHE COULD GO TO JAIL, ON ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

”I’ve been waiting to do this for 27 days, so au revoir, adios, arrivederci, sayonara, or as we say in Boston, see ya later.” BOSTON ROB, WHILE VOTING OFF ALICIA, ON SURVIVOR: ALL-STARS

Originally posted May 7 2004 — 12:00 AM EDT

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