TV's funniest quotes for the week of June 4, 2004 | EW.com

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TV's funniest quotes for the week of June 4, 2004

”Ashley is hotter, because she already has a stripper name.” ACTOR-COMEDIAN PAUL F. TOMPKINS, ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS, ON VH1’S BEST WEEK EVER

”I understand jokes. I was at the first taping of ”The Carol Burnett Show.” Tim Conway was on fire. It was special.” 200-PLUS-YEAR-OLD VAMPIRE ANGEL (DAVID BOREANAZ) TO SON CONNOR (VINCENT KARTHEISER), ON ANGEL

”Britney Spears burst into tears during a performance in Berlin on Wednesday…. Actually, Britney’s sobs were prerecorded and she just tear-synched to them, but you get the point.” DENNIS MILLER ON DENNIS MILLER LIVE

”Now you’re talkin’ – and maybe bring the kids.” DAVID LETTERMAN, AFTER KATE HUDSON NOTED THAT SINCE THEY BOTH HAVE YOUNG KIDS, THEY SHOULD ARRANGE A PLAYDATE, ON LATE SHOW

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