TV's funniest quotes for the weeks of June 25 -- July 2, 2004 | EW.com

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TV's funniest quotes for the weeks of June 25 -- July 2, 2004

”Justin Timberlake announced that contrary to reports, he will not be able to appear in the movie version of ‘Rent.’ Meanwhile, the other former members of ‘N Sync announced that contrary to reports, they will not be able to pay their rent.” CONAN O’BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT

”It’s very hot here in New York City. To give you an idea of how hot it is today in New York City, it was so hot I called Oprah Winfrey just to get the cold shoulder.” DAVID LETTERMAN, IN A NOD TO HIS FEUD WITH THE TALK-SHOW QUEEN, ON LATE SHOW

”I like the truck. It matches our outfits.” PARIS HILTON PRAISING HER PINK TRUCK ON THE SIMPLE LIFE 2

”I never knew the word George could sound so obscene.” DAVID (MICHAEL C. HALL), AFTER HEARING HIS MOTHER (FRANCES CONROY) MAKE LOUD LOVE WITH HER NEW HUSBAND (JAMES CROMWELL), ON SIX FEET UNDER

Originally posted June 25 2004 — 12:00 AM EDT

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