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Celebrity Poker ShowdownBravo's Celebrity Poker Showdown is the only setting in the universe where ''Malcolm in the Middle'''s Christopher Masterson can outperform '...Celebrity Poker ShowdownSportsBravo's Celebrity Poker Showdown is the only setting in the universe where ''Malcolm in the Middle'''s Christopher Masterson can outperform '...2004-07-09
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Celebrity Poker Showdown

Genre: Sports; Guest Performer: Sean Astin, Jon Favreau, Matthew Perry; Broadcaster: Bravo; Status: In Season

Bravo’s Celebrity Poker Showdown is the only setting in the universe where ”Malcolm in the Middle”’s Christopher Masterson can outperform ”Friends”’ Matthew Perry.

As on its Travel Channel counterpart ”World Poker Tour” – where ”Celebrity Poker” cohost Phil Gordon, a professional gambler-slash-”Internet millionaire,” frequently turns up behind a huge pile of chips as a player – the game is Texas Hold ‘Em. Tiny cameras show the two cards each player is initially dealt, then the gradual display of five more cards through rounds of betting provides built-in suspense.

Gordon’s ”Celebrity” partner is Dave Foley, the Kid in the Hall from ”NewsRadio,” a proudly ignorant nonplayer who enjoys attributing the direction of the show’s rules-of-poker intro film to a different person every time; one night it was ”the pioneering master of montage, Sergei Eisenstein.” The celebs play for charity, and even that’s not off-limits for Foley: ”Lauren Graham is playing for the Revlon/UCLA Women’s Cancer Research Program,” he said, his eyebrows waggling like Groucho Marx’s. ”They don’t cure cancer – they just make it look better.” Poker-faced Phil Gordon’s jaw dropped.

Between the ”Poker” contests, casino-based reality shows, and scripted series like ”CSI,” ”Las Vegas,” and the upcoming ”dr. vegas” (Rob Lowe as a casino sawbones), I never again want to hear the mantra ”What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Nowadays, what happens in Vegas happens in your living room. Remember, kids: Gambling addiction begins at home.

Originally posted July 9 2004 — 12:00 AM EDT

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