TV's funniest quotes for the week of Aug. 6, 2004 | EW.com

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TV's funniest quotes for the week of Aug. 6, 2004

”I have a friend who gets pretty dark in the summer.” AMISH GIRL MIRIAM, AFTER BEING ASKED BY ”CITY KID” WHITNEY IF THERE ARE ANY BLACK AMISH PEOPLE, ON ”AMISH IN THE CITY”

”Late last night the Coors brewing company announced plans to merge with the Molson company. However, this morning when Coors woke up and took a good look at Molson, suddenly Molson didn’t look so hot.” CONAN O’BRIEN ON ”LATE NIGHT”

”It looks kinda hot and sexy. I mean, if you’re into that – if you like a green-haired chick with a Mohawk.” MARVIN, TALKING ABOUT NAKOMIS’ NEW HAIRCUT, ON ”BIG BROTHER 5”

”A British man was found guilty of smuggling cocaine inside two Labrador retrievers. Police became suspicious when the dogs sniffed each other’s butts, then spent two days dancing to techno.” CRAIG KILBORN ON ”THE LATE, LATE SHOW”

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