Brigitte Nielsen streaks. Flavor Flav snores. Ryan Starr pouts. And Charo…we’re not actually sure what the cuchi-cuchi she’s doing. For its third season, VH1’s The Surreal Life (Sundays at 10 p.m.) once again resurrects a cast of has-beens for our amusement. We got the group’s most coherent C-listers, good sport Dave Coulier (Full House) and recluse Jordan Knight (New Kids on the Block), to dish about their roomies.
ON COSTARS’ CLAIMS TO FAME
Dave Um, um…yeah…[long pause] I didn’t know.
Jordan I knew everyone’s except for Ryan’s. I don’t watch American Idol.
Dave I was going a little berserk…. So I figured the only place in the entire house I could get any sleep was in the closet.
Jordan I wish I could have thought of that.
Dave It took me about five or six days before I really understood what she was saying.
Jordan I just kind of started nodding and going ”Okay, yeah.” But I had no idea.
ON BRIGITTE’S BOD
Dave I’d never fight a lady, but she could probably kick my ass. She’s got a long reach.
Jordan She’s not my type of woman. She didn’t really cause any kind of, you know, feelings inside me.
ON THE BRIGITTE-FLAV HOOKUP
Dave After they were fooling around in the pool, I didn’t want to go in there anymore…. Flav and Brigitte called me the day after we left the show from a hotel room.
Jordan Yeah, me too.
ON THE PROSPECT OF A REUNION
Dave Ha-ha, no.
Jordan [Laughs] I don’t think so.