TV's funniest quotes for the week of Sept. 24, 2004 | EW.com

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TV's funniest quotes for the week of Sept. 24, 2004

”It’s doing really well, I can’t believe it … Someone called me and said, ‘You know, you’re on the New York Times best-seller list,’ and I was like, ‘Is that good?” PAMELA ANDERSON, DESCRIBING SALES OF HER BOOK STAR: A NOVEL, ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW

”Bernie Mac’s putting the brother in Big Brother!” BERNIE MAC, BOASTING ABOUT SPYING ON HIS KIDS WITH A NANNY CAM, ON THE BERNIE MAC SHOW

”Oh, my God! Now I know how Liza Minnelli felt – when she won the Oscar, not when she married that gay pan-faced alien.” ELLIOT (SARAH CHALKE), AFTER LEARNING SHE WAS CHOSEN AS CHIEF RESIDENT, ON SCRUBS

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