TV's funniest quotes for the week of October 29, 2004 | EW.com

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TV's funniest quotes for the week of October 29, 2004

”Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends — kind of like a high five on the lips.” GABRIELLE (EVA LONGORIA), AFTER A 9-YEAR-OLD NEIGHBOR (ASHLEY BUKOWKI) CATCHES HER MAKING OUT WITH HER GARDENER, ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

”Grace, he’s a gay Catholic. He may never feel clean.” WILL (ERIC McCORMACK), AFTER GRACE (DEBRA MESSING) COMPLAINS THAT HIS BOYFRIEND (BOBBY CANNAVALE) TAKES TOO LONG IN THE SHOWER, ON WILL & GRACE

”I feel like your dad dying has stolen my diabetes thunder.” RECENTLY DIAGNOSED TURK (DONALD FAISON) TO J.D. (ZACH BRAFF), ON SCRUBS

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