TV's funniest quotes for the week of Dec. 3, 2004 | EW.com

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TV's funniest quotes for the week of Dec. 3, 2004

”Sometimes evil drives a minivan.” MR. SHAW (RICHARD ROUNDTREE) TO PAUL (MARK MOSES), ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

”I would have at least liked my own cab.” WES, SQUOOSHED UP AGAINST FELLOW FIREE MARIA, ON THE APPRENTICE

”I’m nervous about the whole Tokyo situation. I don’t know what to call them — Japanese people or, wait, are they Tokians?” NORELLE, UPON HEARING THAT SHE’S FLYING TO JAPAN, ON AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

”Caleb, as soon as I saw the paper, I walked right out of my seaweed wrap and came right here.” JULIE (MELINDA CLARKE), TRYING TO SHOW CONCERN FOR CALEB (ALAN DALE) AFTER HIS ARREST, ON THE O.C.

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