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Dalton Ross's Hit List for the week of Dec. 10, 2004

The 10 hottest topics for the week of Dec. 10, 2004

1

MRS. HUBER KILLED ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES In a shocking move, the producers decided to keep all the hot characters alive and off the one who doesn’t look good in a bikini.

2

FORMER SCHOOLKIDS WANT ROYALTIES FOR SINGING ON PINK FLOYD’S ”ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL” Look, we told you before and we’ll tell you again: Eat your meat, and then you can have all the damn pudding you please.

3

RON ARTEST PREPARES TO RELEASE RAP ALBUM Is it any good? Beats the hell out of me. Which is actually what Artest will probably do if I dis it. Four stars!

4

BOB DYLAN SITS DOWN WITH 60 MINUTES’ ED BRADLEY FOR THE SINGER’S FIRST TV INTERVIEW IN ALMOST 20 YEARS One word: subtitles.

5

JAILED NUN CLAIMS MARTHA STEWART IS GETTING ”KID-GLOVE TREATMENT” FROM PRISON GUARDS That’s despicable. Especially when you consider the abysmally low thread count on said gloves.

6

THIEVES MAKE OFF WITH PROMOTIONAL SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FIGURES Surprisingly, no Alexander materials have yet been stolen, although some stoners in Colorado did reportedly borrow a cardboard cutout for a night to see if the mighty Macedonian ”knew how to parrrrrrrrty!”

7

SUPREME COURT HEARS ARGUMENTS ON MEDICAL MARIJUANA Proceedings were held up due to a ”last-minute special guest speaker” from Colorado going by the name of Alex.

8

BRITISH MAGAZINE SURVEY NAMES BAYWATCH WORST U.S. TV IMPORT Baywatch Nights?

9

HOLIDAY SHOPPING MADNESS…Is driving me insane!!!

10

JULIA ROBERTS HAS TWINS Maybe now she’ll finally be able to get on some magazine covers.

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