”The Reverend Al Sharpton is teaming up with PETA to urge a boycott of KFC. PETA wants the fast-food chain to improve standards of treatment for their poultry, while the reverend simply prefers Popeye’s.”
TINA FEY ON SNL
”Voice-mail? I don’t even know what that is. How do you mail a voice?”
KAREN (MEGAN MULLALLY) ON WILL & GRACE
”Don’t give me any junk in the trunk, either!”
SUMMER (RACHEL BILSON) TO SETH (ADAM BRODY) WHILE POSING FOR HIS NEW COMIC BOOK, ON THE O.C.
”We have a bi-curious relationship. Coastal! I always mix those up.”
WILL ARNETT, ON HIS L.A.- NYC RELATIONSHIP WITH WIFE AMY POEHLER, ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE