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TV's funniest quotes for the week of Apr 8 2005

TV's funniest quotes for the week of Apr 8 2005 -- We pick our favorite quips from talk shows and sitcoms

Letterman moment is when I say something that is going to be misconstrued, or when people make me look stupid. Maybe this whole show is a Letterman moment.”
FARRAH FAWCETT ON CHASING FARRAH

”They’re kind of like an STD. You gotta protect yourself from them — and the only way you can do it is to keep yourself away from them.”
LYNN, TALKING ABOUT ROB AND AMBER, ON THE AMAZING RACE

”I don’t need a spittoon, sir!”
CHRIS, DEFENDING HIS CHEWING-TOBACCO HABIT TO TRUMP, ON THE APPRENTICE

”President Bush met with Mexican president Vicente Fox and Canadian prime minister Paul Martin on Wednesday…The meeting did get off to a rocky start, though, when Bush said he valued Canada and Mexico, seeing them as large pieces of Styrofoam protecting something really valuable in between.”
DENNIS MILLER ON DENNIS MILLER