I’m inspired to put my Cranky Old Man hat and bib on today because, at a time when…
-the funniest thing on Saturday Night Live is Drew Barrymore making fun of her own wardrobe malfunction
-the most successful actor-turned-soul-singer is Jamie Foxx
-movie comedies’ obsession with bodily fluids makes the once-raunchy Animal House look like The Chronicles of Narnia
-Jim Belushi is a beloved sitcom star
-Dan Aykroyd’s most successful creative venture is a blues-themed restaurant chain
-the U.S. Senate appears so corrupt that ”Senator John Blutarsky” actually sounds like a good idea
…I miss John Belushi.