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Larry the Cable Guy: Health InspectorI predict that 100 percent of Larry the Cable Guy fans will love Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. I predict they will cheer for...Larry the Cable Guy: Health InspectorComedyPT89MPG-13I predict that 100 percent of Larry the Cable Guy fans will love Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. I predict they will cheer for...2006-03-29Iris BahrLions Gate Films

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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

Genre: Comedy; Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Iris Bahr; Director: Trent Cooper; Author: Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer; Release Date Wide: 03/24/2006; Status: In Season; Runtime (in minutes): 89; MPAA Rating: PG-13; Distributor: Lions Gate Films

I predict that 100 percent of Larry the Cable Guy fans will love Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. I predict they will cheer for every precious cubic inch of methane that escapes the Blue Collar comic’s walrusy glutes. (The total comes to approximately 4,000 cubic yards.) I predict they will repeat the line ”Y’ever fart s’hard yer back cracks?” as if it were ”Show me the money.”

And I applaud them. As an expat redneck, I recognize the deep, dumb need of every group for its own culturally customized minstrel show. Larry, a junker ”star” vehicle run on arse wind and fan love, fills that niche. Need I explain the plot? It’s all there in the title: Septic bubba inspects fancy restaurants (which are exclusively patronized, the enlightened script suggests, by rich Jews). Flatulence ensues. Flock to the theaters, my necklings: This is a whiteface tour de farts you won’t want to miss!

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