Dalton Ross’s Hit List for the week of April 7, 2006
1 Desperate Housewives videogame in the works It starts off amazing in level 1, then dips to intolerable, before becoming mildly engaging again about halfway through level 2.
2 Chris Daughtry accused of ripping off rock group Live’s version of ”I Walk the Line” In related news, Vin Diesel wants his look back.
3 Star Jones Reynolds calls Joy Behar a bitch on the air after Behar mocks Star’s new boob job Perhaps for the first time ever, we’re sorry we missed The View.
4 Arianna Huffington apologizes for fake Clooney blog The title alone (”I’m a Sexy Bastard Who Can Teach You the Facts of Life — and I Don’t Mean the TV Show, Although I Know a Little Something About That, Too”) had me fooled.
5 VH1 Classic airs Nena’s ”99 Luftballons” video for an hour straight You know it’s bad when you’re actually praying for ”I’m Too Sexy.”
6 2005 Houston Astros: The Championship Season on DVD Ummm…White Sox, anyone?
7 Randy Quaid sues Brokeback Mountain producers See, not everyone was gay. Or hot.
8 Jessica Simpson launching hair-extensions line Who knows, with some extensions maybe Randy Quaid would be hot.
9 Barry Manilow to sing at Las Vegas Hilton through 2008 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? Just want to make sure the rest of us are clear on this.
10 Tom Sizemore claims he slept with 2,000-plus women, including Elizabeth Hurley This sounds as bogus as the whole Astros thing.